Well, okay, the Hebrew on this user image actually says "Shakespeare." Everything else here, not so much.

 

podsock asked
What can be done about an Australian greeting card company which periodically produces cards with lines falsely attributed to Shakespeare? I've contacted the person responsible to make her aware of her erroneous attributions, but she's shown no inclination to remove or alter the offending quotes - and boy, are they shockers! The bard would be turning in his grave. When I posted my comments to this effect on her Facebook page, she simply hid the comments. These cards are distributed nationally.

Oooo… do you have a link?

Anonymous asked
Do you have a citation (publication, date, page number) for this verse? "The earth has its music for those who will listen,Its bright variations forever abound;With all the wonders that God has bequeathed us,There is nothing that thrills like the magic of sound.” I don't think it is George Santayana. Observe its absence from _The Complete Poems of George Santayana_ edited by William Holzberger (Bucknell U. P., 1979).

well, no, off the top of my head i don’t, and it certainly seems you know more about george santayana’s works than me, but i can tell you for certain that it isn’t shakespeare. 

Pinterest is known to be a place for the abuse of Shakespeare, but this individual’s insistence really struck me.[Submitted by “M”]

Pinterest is known to be a place for the abuse of Shakespeare, but this individual’s insistence really struck me.

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imaginenargles asked
Oh, I've looked for a blog like yours for ages now! This is perfect! Thank you, thank you, thank you!

hm0880 asked
I'm no Shakespeare scholar, but I can't believe how many people think that these quotes are from good ol' Will. THEY'RE HIPSTER TRASH, GUYS. THE LANGUAGE DOESN'T EVEN REMOTELY CORRESPOND TO ANYTHING HE EVER WROTE.